Your opponent
First of all, let me tell you something about Göran Persson that you need to know before you continue: kicking his ass will get you in a LOT of trouble. Since he is the prime minister, he's ass is well protected by gorillas from the secret police, SÄPO. If you kick Persson's ass, those gorillas will be more than eager to kick yours, and then throw you in jail for a long time to come. So have this in mind before you break into Rosenbad or Persson's house for a round of twist, pull and grab.

That said, let's get down to the details. The most fundamental thing about an ass-kicking such as this, is to review your opponent. What about Göran Persson then? Well, you have to admit that he is big. Like most guys of his size, he's strong as a bear and can take a lot of damage before biting the dust. But you must also remember that you don't need to knock him out, just kick his ass. Don't fool yourself by imagining that knocking Göran Persson out is easy, because it's not. This guide will only focus on kicking his ass, so if you want to take it a step further and keep on fighting until you can count him out, then find another guide. Besides, I don't see the point in that. Aside from the class-treachery of his party, Göran Persson seem to be a really nice guy that doesn't deserve that.
But in all: you have to adopt your strategy bearing all these facts in mind. What are his weaknesses then? Yeah, you probably guessed right: he's slow. This guide is based on that fact, so you need to question yourself: am I fast enough to take advantage of his weakness? If so, keep on reading. If not, then there isn't much this guide can do for you.


Choosing the location of the beating
Where are you going to attack him? There are two places that I recommend: either the Rosenbad toilets or his home. Of course there are thousands of other places that you might bump into him: in Brussells, Harpsund or whatever, but since this is just a brief DIY-guide, I can't consider all these places. I'll just focus on these two.
If you manage to get into Rosenbad and spot him there in the corridors or in the Riksdagen, you MUST bide your time. You can't attack him anywhere else but the restrooms, because the SÄPO-gorillas will intervene in a fraction of a second. In the restrooms he will most probably be alone. If there are others there, forget about it and wait until you get another opportunity.* If you're in his house, you probably want to choose an opportunity when his wife is away. Battling Göran Persson alone is tough enough, so the involvement of his wife won't make things easier. But the main advantage of choosing this location is that the gorillas won't be as close: they'll probably sit in a car across the street where they can't hear the noises your fight will arouse.
Now choose a good spot to start the fight. You'll need a lot of room to manoveur (since manoveuring is the main tactic I recommend), so preferably choose the main hall of the restroom or his living room at home.** There are just a few more things you must take in account before the fighting starts. First of all: are there anything you can use as a weapon? Almost anything will be fine: dustbins, furniture, pillows, paintings, coffee cups, towels (they can be used to blind him) etc.*** Second of all: give Göran Persson a quick glance. Does is he? Does he seem to have a cold? Is he tired? Is he angry? All these things will have an impact on the battle ahead: a tired Göran Persson is a much worse fighter than an angry Göran Persson (if Bo Lundgren recently threatened with a votum of mistrust he'll be angry as a fuck!). Third (and last) of all: is he wearing his glasses? Göran Persson's glasses play a very important role in my tactic, so if he's not wearing them, you must acknowledge this as quickly as possible to have time to adjust your plan. When you've done with this, crunch your knuckles and prepare for the taste of blood. It's time to break bones.


The fighting
Now you're in a room with the prime minister of Sweden about to kick his ass. What will you do first? Well, naturally you have to throw the first punch, because he will with all certainty not since he have no reason to hit you. (That is, not yet). As in all fighting, the first punch is important - it's a golden opportunity to take initative and get a psychological advantage. If you hit him hard and good, you will show him that you're not kidding and that you really know what you're doing. That will scare him or at least make him respect you. If your hit is weak and poorly placed the effect will be reversed. He will not be afraid of you and have the advantage and initiative for the rest of the fight. If this makes you nervous, then think about the advantage you already have: the surprise. There is no way that Göran Persson will expect you to punch him, so you will almost automatically gain initiative (unless your first punch is really shitty). This also means that you will have lots of time to aim. The question is of course where you ought to land your fist. My choice would be straight right between the eyes. This because of two reasons: if the punch is hard enough, you might knock him out instantly and if he is wearing glasses, you might break them or even better: break them and cut his eyebrows so that blood will be pouring in his eyes for the rest of the fight.

Now let's move on. Göran Persson will now, unless you've knocked him out already, be furious and charge you. This is the time where your speed comes to trial. You must run around him and avoid those bearpaws of his. If he clutches you, you're fucked. He might seem like a nice social democrat, but right now he is pumping adrenaline. If you get around him, throw either one hard punch or two fast ones in his kidneys. If you hit him perfectly, he will lose his breath. But don't count him out. If you don't hit him good enough (which is most plausible), he will only become more furious. This is both a good thing and a bad thing. The good thing is that he will lose his judgement and commit mistakes. The bad thing is that he will be stronger and more insensitive to pain. What can you do about that then? Well, nothing except avoiding his bearpaws and, if possible, knock him out as fast as you can. But right now we must focus on the battle at hand.
Try to hit him in the head again. If he's still wearing his glasses, aim for them. If there broken or fell to the floor after your first punch, just aim for his jaw. A well placed fist on the lips will shake his head real badly and hopefully drop him to the floor. But as I already mentioned, Göran Persson can take a lot of damage, so don't drop your defenses. He will now try to charge you again, but he's head will be sore and his eyes drained with blood if you manage to cut his eyebrows, so just flank him again and hit him as hard as you can with a hammer punch or a well placed kick to throw him down. A hammer punch most certainly will knock him down (though not necessarily knock him out). Is he still up? Repeat the procedures above and keep aiming for his head or his kidneys. Is he down? Nice job! Just remember one thing: don't kick him when his down. If you want to pull that shit, then get the fuck up on the football field and keep away from sincere DIY-guides like this one. If he's down, you've won, whether he is still conscious or not.


Get the fuck out of there!
Congratulations! You've just kicked Göran Persson's ass! NOw you are a criminal and need to haul your ass out of there as fast as you can. I suppose the only way out would be to use the windows, but since this guide is about how to kick Göran Persson's ass, I don't really care how you get out there. But remember not to stick around and wait for the cheer of the crowd, because the only thing you will hear are the roar of the gorillas as they tear you to pieces for assaulting the prime minister of Sweden.
I hope you enjoyed this guide as much as I enjoyed writing it. And keep your head up eventhough nine million Swedes want your head on a pole outside Riksdagshuset: you did good. See you in the ten or twelve years of incarceration that the court will sentence you to.


Notes
* There are some people that might be in the toilets that won't care if you kick Göran Persson's ass. Bo Lundgren, Lars Leijonborg and Peter Eriksson will probably give you a hand, but you want to do this on your own, right? But beware if Tomas Bodström is there: he will most definitely give you the beating of your life if he finds you pounding his party colleague, and you don't want to fuck with him at all. He seems like a nice guy, but he surely knows how to fight. So rembember: most people will either attack you or call for the gorillas if they catch you fighting the prime minister in the restroom, so just forget about it if you don't want any disturbances whatsoever.
** In the restrooms, just remember not to attack him in a booth. You can't flank him in there since there will not be enough room, and that will render this whole guide totally useless! And don't think that you can corner him, because that's just what he wants you to believe until his bearpaws clutches you and squeeze all the air out of you.